Shall we?
Onishibari no mi ga akakunatta
Kanari na kibun o sashihasande-miru
Umaretakute kita mi ja nai kara
Shinitaku-nakutemo shinun darou toka
Satorikitta furi de
Ikite-miru ii ja nai
Hito no yo wa itsumo senbiki ga kitsui kara
Matomo ni ikeba kizudarake
Kizu o name-name ikou kana
Oni o su ni shite kuu sa
Patch, patch with something red
Like a maraschino cherry
And frozen cranberry
Chut, chut, with someone hot
Like an equalitarian
And yam-yngdourian
Fad, fad with something cool
Like a hidden luminary
And will-o-the-wisp too
Kosoku na shudan de toki o kaseide
Kisanji shina hana o matsu ma wa
Let's do a little review of what's happened so far.
Jumping from the real Abenobashi, Sasshi and Arumi went to...
Abenobashi * Sword and Sorcery Shopping Arcade Entrance Jumping from the real Abenobashi, Sasshi and Arumi went to...
The Sword and Sorcery Shopping Arcade.
The Great Milky Way Shopping Arcade.
The Hong Kong Combat Shopping Arcade.
The Ancient Dinosaur Shopping Arcade.
The Hard Boiled Shopping Arcade.
The Exciting Campus Shopping Arcade, and from there,
Sasshi alone went back to the Heian Era,
then coming back, to the Fairy Tale Shopping Arcade.
And finally, they went to the Battlefield Shopping Arcade.
The two are in agreement on the score that they want to go home,
but Sasshi was told by Eutus
that "in the real world, Grandpa Masa is dead."
Sasshi is still keeping this fact a secret from Arumi.
With my powers, we may be able to jump to a world
where Grandpa Masa's alive and well.
No, I can make the jump. I'm sure I can!
I gotta believe!
Introduction to the Onmyou Way
Found it!
"Learn the Lunar Calendar." "How to Cook Giant Water Beetles."
"Telling Apart Mendicant Priests and Mendicant Zen Priests."
"The many-world interpretation and the Copenhagen Interpretation."
Found it! "About Taizanfukun!"
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! Ah, I see!
Okay!
Hey, d'you get how to do it?
Yeah! I didn't get anythin'!
I don't think this is written in Japanese.
'Cause I don't understand what it means.
Give it here for a sec.
Let's see, "The Taizanfukun ceremony is a means
to generally evade networks with complex links,
but with an Onmyou mystic's high potentiality and powerful hegemony,
it's possible to produce a PKTDQ consolidation at a super high level
Furthermore, the combination of geromesan is of the utmost importance
in order to activate the totorikirodon particles
for the PKTDQ consolidation.
See? It totally makes no sense.
Yeah, I got most of it.
No way!
It's easy.
You just have to get an altar like this and a sword ready.
That sounds awfully sketchy to me.
What're ya talkin' about?!
Sketchy has always been fine when it comes to charms and things!
Sketchy is fine!
See? It's done.
It looks pretty different...
Oh, just shut up!
It doesn't matter, just give it a try!
Bein' decisive is what's important in these things!
You're right,
life's ' bout bein' happy-go-lucky and leavin' things to chance.
Scrapin' by day-to-day, lettin' the dice fall as they may.
But if there's a spaceship flyin' by outside next time,
or a dinosaur runnin' around, or stupid girls makin' puppy eyes,
or guns bein' fired, or tanks trippin' along...
You better know what's gonna happen to you.
Well, that's...
All right!
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.
Please let us go back to where Grandpa Masa's alive and kickin',
All things extant in this world, Please let us go back to where Grandpa Masa's alive and kickin',
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be. And to an Shoppin' Arcade that's exactly the same as before.
Thus shall it be.
Episode 12 Huge Reversal?! Abenobashi * Hollywood Shopping Arcade
Birthplace of Abeno Seimei
Ow...
Huh? What? Huh? Not again?!
Why're we naked again?!
How the hell should I know?!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Nice night for a walk, eh?
Your clothes. Give them to me, now.
What did you say?!
Well, I guess it's okay since we got our clothes back.
So, we're really back in our old Abenobashi Shoppin' Arcade?
The Dream Shopping Road Fun Tasty wonderful We'll Always Serve Your Shopping Needs With A Smile! Abenobashi Shopping Arcade Holidays (Every 2nd & 4th Tuesday) Thank you for your business So, we're really back in our old Abenobashi Shoppin' Arcade?
The Dream Shopping Road Fun Tasty wonderful We'll Always Serve Your Shopping Needs With A Smile! Abenobashi Shopping Arcade Holidays (Every 2nd & 4th Tuesday) Thank you for your business
Probably.
I dunno, it looks pretty normal to me...
Then, were we really able to get back?
We've finally come home!
See, Sasshi? You can do it when you put your mind to it.
I've got renewed respect for ya.
What's that?
I'm sendin' my chi.
God, Buddha, Inari, Yakujin, I'm beggin' you!
May Grandpa Masa be alive and kickin'!
Yes! He's alive!
I'm home!
Ah, you're home.
Where'd the pair of you run off to?
We were worried.
Oh, dear.
Huh?
What's the matter?
You look like pigeons popped with a peashooter.
Oh, dear.
What're ya sayin'? It's creepy!
Oh, is it now?
Or rather, you guys aren't colored!
We aren't?
You're not!
No, we are not.
It's better not to be.
Do you suppose so?
Yes, it's better.
No, it ain't!
Dad, I've brought the medicine.
Ah, THAT medicine?
Yes, THAT medicine.
Are you taking THAT medicine, too?
Oh, dear, please.
The way they talk is kinda weird.
It gave me a tiny case of the goosebumps.
I guess somethin' must've happened...
Well, I'll be goin' now.
Wait!
I didn't actually want to get into this business!
What I really wanted was to become a lumberjack!
What's with that? You sure changed without warnin'.
Leave it!
I wanted to become a lumberjack
and gallantly go off to the mountains of Canada or somewhere
to be manly and cut down trees! That was my dream!
In the thick forests! Larch trees! Fir trees!
Just look at how manly this is!
With my best gal by my side...
This is bad. He's too lively.
Mr. Sasshi, what's goin' on here?
This still isn't the world we came from, is it? Why is that?
Well, maybe Grandpa Masa was originally born in Tokyo?
He's an Osakan, through and through!
That's strange. Well, I don't really get it,
but I think I'll sorta excuse myself here or somethin'.
Hey! Wait!
You're gonna stick with me until we get back to normal for real!
Hey, you fucking cowboy and fucking girl there!
How're you guys doing?
On your fucking way home from school,
how about buying a fucking hotdog from me, fucking Kouhei?
Oh, baby! Are you going to buy one, you fucking cowboy?!
All right, as a special treat,
I'll slap on plenty of fucking ketchup and fucking mustard
on the fucking hotdogs and sell the pair of them to you
for a fucking 500 yen! How do you like that, baby?!
Thanks for your business!
One, two, two, three, Abeno, go! Thanks for your business!
Hot Dogs One, two, two, three, Abeno, go! Hey, there, you fucking passing by cheer girls!
Hot Dogs One, two, one, two, one, two, go! Hey, there, you fucking passing by cheer girls!
Hot Dogs One, two, one, two, one, two, go! How about having a fucking meal?!
It's Mune-mune in a cheerleader outfit!
It's so American, it's tres bien!
Oh, dievochka, dievochka, dievochka!
Yaburu, yaburu, yaburu, toruchokku, toruchokku, toruchokku!
In out, in out!
Excuse me...
Barf. Sasshi, your father was looking for you.
Barf. Arumi, your mother was looking for you too.
My dad? What could he want? Talk about unusual.
Why are you seriously wonderin' about somethin' like that?
No matter what happens in this weird world, you can just leave it alone.
You're right.
Then, for now, I'll go for the pleasure right in front of me...
One, two, two, three, Abeno, go!
One, two, one, two, one, two, go!
Sasshi, what're ya gonna do ' bout this?
Mune-mune's here, which proves this world's a kooky one, too.
Huh? What're you talkin' about?!
This looks like the real shoppin' arcade no matter how I look at it!
I understand, I'm sorry. It is my fault.
But you know, you say it's weird,
but compared to the other messed up worlds from before, this is pretty decent.
If it's only this weird...
What's the point in compromisin'?! There's only one real world!
There now, Miss Arumi.
Miss Arumi, your dear father is calling for you.
Arumi, your mom's callin' to you.
There's no way my mom'd say, "Your dear father is calling for you."
Come on, she's an ol' lady of Osaka.
That's totally impossible.
She's gotta be an alien or somethin'.
An alien or the Thing.
Never mind that, just hurry up and return us to our real world.
You can do it, can't you?
Well, if I put my mind to it, probably...
Then why don't you do it right now?
Don't tell me you still haven't had enough fun.
Are ya sayin' you wanna just live in the worlds you like,
like some stupid kid?
No!
Sasshi...
It ain't like that.
Then what is it?
Are ya hidin' somethin' from me?
Eep!
What is it? What's gonna happen if we go back to our own world?
Nothin'.
Don't avoid my eyes! Say it properly!
There's nothin'! I'm not hidin' anythin'!
Then...
Well, let's just stay here for a bit for now.
After all, we can make the jump anytime we want.
Well, later.
Arumi sure is a difficult one.
She says this world's weird, but it isn't all that weird.
Well, it is a bit creepy, but...
Grandpa Masa's alive here.
Ow! What's goin' on?!
Wha? This is...
A stage set, a stage set.
A super giant stage set.
This is bad! It's a movie! It's a movie world!
My wild fantasies brought us to another weird world!
Could it be that time...
Please let us go back to where Grandpa Masa's alive and kickin',
All things extant in this world, Please let us go back to where Grandpa Masa's alive and kickin',
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be. And to a Shoppin' Arcade that's exactly the same as before.
Gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be. That's exactly the same as before.
Gods of Heaven, gods of Earth... that's exactly the same...
I get it. This is the result of me askin' for somethin' realistic.
But if this world is made up of my memories
of the movies that I've watched...
Oh, no! Arumi! She's in danger!
She's probably sufferin' like in that scene in that movie!
No, no! I can't think ' bout it! Or it'll really come true!
Arumi is safe and alive!
I just know she's alive and yellin' real loud right now!
No!
Sasshi, you moron! What the hell kinda taste in movies do you have?!
No!
Call me Snake.
No! Oh, Sasshi! Where d'you go?!
Officer!
What is it?
So and so, and such and such, Arumi's in big trouble!
Got it!
Abeno Angel Three, go!
Now, ride me. I can't wait.
All right!
My old war wound!
Oh, me, too!
Now's my chance...
What is this?!
The police have surrounded the building! Surrender quietly!
What's goin' on here?
Oh, it feels so good. Being ridden from the back is the best!
Ms. Aki, is Arumi's place really in this direction?
Come on, hurry up, there's someone comin' up behind us.
Or rather, we're gonna collide at this rate!
We're collidin'! It's a car jackin'!
We gotta be in a faster car, Ms. Aki!
Got it!
Angel One, Two, go!
Mune-mune! And Sis!
We three Angels will help you!
This is the Abeno Angels' final mission!
KITT, hurry.
Okay, Michael.
Hey, you truck there?! Who the hell are you?!
Shoot it! Shoot!
Express
Oh, shit!
The more you struggle, the more those belts will tighten,
and in the end, it will cut your body to pieces.
That sure took a couple years off my life.
Arumi!
Sasshi!
Who are you?!
Professor, here!
It feels so good!
It's a twister!
The twister brought Jaws!
Hurry! Oxygen tanks!
Son of a bitch!
Sasshi!
Don't worry, I won't ever let this hand go.
Sasshi...
There's no point if you let the other hand go!
Open your eyes.
I'm flying.
Hey, we're fallin'!
Ow!
Arumi, let's just run away, the two of us!
Like Bonny and Clyde! Thelma and Louise!
Cheech and Chong! Tom and Jerry! Tex and Avery!
Okay, okay, I understand. I don't care anymore.
We, the Abeno Terrorist Angels have hijacked Air Force One!
Be quiet! If you move, we'll kill you!
If you talk, we'll kill you.
No matter what you do, we'll kill you!
Yeah, yeah, this is just gettin' to feel cheap now.
Couldn't they get some other actors for this?
Nebula 71, please allow me to transform!
Sasshi, transform immediately.
Transform.
Roger!
Ah, so this is where you were, Sasshi!
Hurry!
Tonight at 10:04pm, lightning will strike that clock tower!
We'll use that as our power source and...
Oh, not the old war wound again!
And, with the dimensional travel device equipped on this machine,
you'll be able to get back to your own world.
It seems like this time, we might actually be able to get back to our own world.
Yeah, I guess so.
Sasshi, Arumi, you both take care.
What're ya sayin'? I'll see you again in our own world, Grandpa.
Grandpa Masa...
Call me Snake.
Are you a concubine? Nenene and ne!
Are you well?
Welcome!
Mune, you certainly are enthusiastic.
C'mon, c'mon!
This last jump was pretty impressive.
Arumi, why're you so tough?
So, where are we?
What the heck...
I guess it was just another movie plot in the end.
Hey.
Sasshi, hurry up and come home.
It's time for dinner.
To be continued
Anata no kokoro ni kaze ga aru nara
Soshite sore ga haru no kaze nara
Watashi hitori de fukarete-mitai na itsumade mo
Itsumade mo
Anata no kokoro ni sora ga aru nara
Soshite sore ga aoi sora nara
Watashi hitori de nobotte-mitai na dokomade mo
Dokomade mo
Datte itsumo anata wa waratte iru dake
Soshite watashi o dakishimeru dake
Okay, okay, okay, everyone go away. Go away.
I'm doin' the preview.
Preview, huh?
Well, it seems we're not wanted here.
But I want to do the preview!
Mune, you certainly are enthusiastic.
Shoot, there's no time for the preview again.
The next episode is the final one.
I guess I'll have to bet it all on my last chance.
What are you, stupid?
Like hell there's goin' to be a preview for the final episode.
What?
Oh, you're right! I totally didn't think of that!
Even a monkey'd notice.
Next Time Return to Life! The Legendary Onmyou Mystic * Oh, my goodness. Arumi, what should I do?
Next Time Return to Life! The Legendary Onmyou Mystic * Dunno.
Next Time Return to Life! The Legendary Onmyou Mystic * Next time on Abenobashi...